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Hallen is a village in South Gloucestershire, England, just north of the Bristol city boundary. It is southwest of Easter Compton, northeast of Avonmouth and northwest of Henbury. The village lies at the edge of the Severn floodplain, sandwiched between the M49 and M5 motorways. It is sometimes claimed that the name \"Hallen\" is from the Welsh for salt, 'halen', or from an Anglo-Saxon word of the same meaning, however, 16th century spellings make it clear that this is not the case; the name is apparently Middle or Early Modern English from 'hall' (hall) or 'hale' + 'ende' (end).
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\"Hold On\" is a song by American heavy metal band All That Remains. The song was released as the lead single from the band's fifth studio album For We Are Many in September 2010.
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